Maria left me a voicemail last week that left me rolling on the floor. I thought I'd post some of the best quotes from it:
"I can have a more...better...one. Yeah, a more better one."
"Maybe people broke into your appartment and abducted you and are now forcing you to smoke some hookah in the basement."
"I don't know what else to say, so you can just listen to me breathe and drink my water (silence) that was the sound of me drinking my water."
"I'm going to regret leaving this voice message, I think."
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